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New Demotivational Poster


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


DICK CLARK HAS DIED. - WE CAN NO LONGER RING IN THE NEW YEAR ... WELL PLAYED MAYANS, WELL PLAYED !


TAGS: new year ***k clark mayans
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

SteveFurlong - April 23, 2012, 10:14 pm
OMG, that was unexpected and funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:28 pm
That’s hilarious!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


NEW DRINK -


TAGS: new drink osama bin laden
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:10 pm
Thanks guys! :)
Bull - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm
HA!! 5L
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
lol


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth


TAGS: all the news that s fit
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

otakugiant - July 14, 2010, 11:58 am
someone needs to educate those people! after all, if theyre going to get kidnapped anyway, shouldnt they at least know what theyre using to keep them hostage?
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 6:09 pm
5 Valiant Bangs :)
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 6:06 pm
That's about right.


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


2015 -




ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




HAPPY NEW YEAR - If you look like this New Years day then You must have had a good time!!!


TAGS: new years
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by barry forton

barry forton - December 30, 2008, 12:33 pm
Drop one for me dude!!
Bob Chin - December 30, 2008, 10:00 am
Yeah Barry, if I awake to see myself lookin like Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker slippers, I'll Know the 'cid is still working.


MERRY CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: and happy new year
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 12:28 am
I gotta say, this is adorable.
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 5:37 pm
Well the parents petting is how they ended up with a child. It always starts with the heavy petting...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:12 pm
"pet the parents" Ok....They might not be OK with that...JK!
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:33 pm
pet not bet
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
bet the parents of this kid are the same people that spends $3,000 to bring in a bet phycologist to figure out why the dog is depressed
Sean - December 27, 2010, 3:08 pm
KID FINGERS nom nom nom
pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:39 am
so cute. we better call the RSPCA
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Such a happy dog. 5L
Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 4:57 pm
5Ls I can't not laugh when I look at this picture.


J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




A NEW PARENT...SHHHHH -




MERRY CHRISTMAS - And a happy New Year to you and yours


TAGS: merry christmas happy new year
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

spacedog - December 24, 2013, 2:10 pm
I'm going to wish everyone a merry Christmas on this most excellent poster. (The one I submitted went to the grown-up side.) Have a great one everybody!


IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


My Lord... -




MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


hajj stampede -




SAME SONG - different day


TAGS: trapped groundhog day syndrome news
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 27, 2013, 12:49 pm
Great visual that really brings out the point. 5L + faved.
sniperslayer95 - July 14, 2011, 6:35 pm
well that may be the most true thing ive everseen


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Scott

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


OLD PROS -


TAGS: old dogs and new tricks crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:42 pm
Tanks Feas, just feeling inspired. =)
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nice one Cranky, you're on a roll tonight.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by bob

Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


HAVE A SEAT -




BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.


TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Eric M. (Mooey)

DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"


EX WIFE VISIT -


TAGS: exwife new ride
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

NotoriousGIL - May 11, 2011, 3:00 pm
5weet
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:37 am
Airwoman. 5.


CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by giulio

Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?




BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


NEW ZEALAND -


TAGS: aussie bait new zealand west island
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

redsfan - October 25, 2009, 8:21 pm
as an aussie, i like it......
Derek - October 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Far fewer of us on Easter Island
Chopperliscious - June 23, 2009, 11:21 am
:-) Feel the Love.
Hendo - June 21, 2009, 11:52 pm
Scary fact: for every 10 New Zealander alive on the planet, one lives in Australia. NZ must suck!
Chopperliscious - June 21, 2009, 8:47 am
:-) x0x
ethereal_joy - June 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
you f***ing wish, a** face! get something original to b**** and moan about


THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




BRUCE AND THE DEVIL - I Like the FAT GUY on the LEFT!




HAPPY NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year resolution commi3
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

maoworks2 - January 2, 2012, 6:25 pm
Me Three !
Sho - January 1, 2012, 1:18 am
5LoL
the1stCOMMI3 - January 1, 2012, 12:49 am
Challenge accepted


TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon g**
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODd***ED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!


TAGS: new meaning to h** dog
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!


HUBRIS -


TAGS: star wars a new hope
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

spacedog - July 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
Good one capn!


OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies




LOVE -




FRESHEN UP! -


TAGS: yesterday dy2012 new day
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 25, 2012, 1:38 am
thanks RL.I already posted it
Reality Lord - April 24, 2012, 8:02 pm

amsome pic. please submit this to moti-twist


back door -


TAGS: tv news
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:45 pm
My wife and I laughed 5o hard, we nearly peed ourselves. X-D 5L + faved.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 1:04 pm
Sho must be the illegitimate spawn of Stephen King. 5L
CloudchaserS - August 2, 2013, 11:09 am
5L for clever writing!
Zetmonk - August 2, 2013, 10:57 am
Oi, clever angle!
GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:25 am
Now THIS....is good....really, really good.


NEWSPAPER DRESS -


TAGS: newspaper dress date wrong read
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - August 21, 2010, 4:42 pm
Thank you folks. I am trying to improve although is dificult
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 6:05 pm
Good one almarpa. 5L (no I'm just reading the b00bs... I mean news.)
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:33 am
Beautiful! Now this is a d*** good and funny fake! 5L alpaca


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by alanp1

falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am
WHY???????


YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




ALCOHOLISM - Because even in this economy, someone will buy you a drink.




NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN -




THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER




GALILEO GALILEI - Thinks Newton should suck it


TAGS: go suck it isaac newton
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:25 am
..because he knows Newton will be born the year after he dies.


MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new


TAGS: woman recycle new
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by bassman007

DonPandon - May 19, 2011, 10:54 am
Recycling has limited uses...
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
aawww... I'd recycle her once or twice...


NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION - Remember to put "2012" and not "2011" on every place I write the date on


TAGS: pen date new year resolution
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - January 3, 2012, 6:50 am
Already failed at this resolution 4 times today. Bleh.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2012, 11:30 pm
So glad I don't write many checks anymore.


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Was never the same after "meeting" her hero... James Tiberius Kirk




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




RESOLUTE -


TAGS: new years resolutions dog
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:55 pm
This is fantastic! I love the dog. And I absolutely miss my 2 doggies (sorry, had to say that). 5 L's for you!
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm
I will not besmirch this perfect fake with trying to be funny. PERFECTION/5L
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2011, 6:35 pm
Nice one space, where have you been lately?


A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


ALIENS -


TAGS: why do they do it i bet overlord douchebag knew
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rec***. a*** *** has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.


NEW MEXICO - Like regluar Mexico, but with more UFOs


TAGS: the new mexico
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by crackers411

forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:03 am
variant spelling is not regluar! :P


BROADS -




GO AHEAD - say it's photoshop... I freaking DARE you.


TAGS: ph**oshop fig newton
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Kevin

Claire - November 13, 2009, 6:23 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of the digestive tract, but that works, too.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Launched through the air via slingsh**?
Claire - October 11, 2009, 1:02 am
Who is OCD enough to care about one sideways Fig Newton? Honestly, they all end up in the same place...
Oz - June 29, 2009, 5:07 pm
It's a ph**oshop , lol XD
MO - May 7, 2009, 3:15 am
Jinga master you are....muummmmm!!! Mine! Mine!! Nom nom ummmmmmmmm. urrrp!!
Silvermist - April 26, 2009, 6:34 pm
Who cares... FIG NEWTONS! yum!
Your mom - March 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yeah... they are manufactured like that to keep an accurate count. Go look in any other package. Same thing. Idiot.
the tr00per - February 16, 2009, 12:03 am
lol manufacturing fail!
Danny - February 11, 2009, 3:58 pm
No way this is ph**oshopped! ...it's clearly MS Paint.
TyKo - November 8, 2008, 12:41 am
Thou tempest me with ph**o shop diss's. Have at you!
dF - November 7, 2008, 12:07 am
VVV great call
KING - October 29, 2008, 1:08 pm
if you're going to ph**oshop stuff, at least make it believable
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 12:09 am
d***. Now I'm hungry.
Porcelina - October 17, 2008, 6:27 pm
Will a ''This is f***ing g**'' suffice?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 5:31 pm
You know, that there's a rare "lucky" newton. You have to make a wish on it before you eat it.
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
eric - October 17, 2008, 12:50 pm
14 Fig Newtons facing the wrong way in only one package? Wow! What are the odds of that?
energy - October 14, 2008, 10:08 am
a sideways fig newton is not worthy of caring about
Shtoink - October 14, 2008, 1:29 am
mmmmm fig newtons!
Overlord Douchebag - October 14, 2008, 1:10 am
You dare me, huh? Ok, it's a Ph**oshop.


500th Motifake -


TAGS: poster new york subway big deal
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:16 am
Thanks, Gary. Glad you liked it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Thank you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2013, 4:15 am
Sweet! Discount! :-D
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 8:21 pm
Man, cynic, that IS a milestone…and a 4.4 avg! (handshake, back pat). Now please take those to the bank and cash ‘em in. Let me know how that works out. I’m right behind ya. Serious, cheers fellow Motifaker. 5 Ls for the D
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Take the money
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 2:57 pm
Once you're over the 500 mark you only need $1.50 cuz you can now use the seniors' discount.


WELCOME TO HELL -




IT SAYS HERE THAT YOUR SON - has 13 Not Funny Enoughs and 4 Poor Grammar submissions May we talk to him?


TAGS: a new step
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
LMAO! Shaddup you!
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 7:43 pm
Way to clarify Aggy!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:41 pm
(grammer and spelling)
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:40 pm
Airman - 5L's from a closet nazi sympathizer!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:40 pm
Forseti, stfu.
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:35 pm
That is awesome. 5Ls.
forseti - April 9, 2010, 1:39 pm
not every uniform is a nazi-uniform, dork!
Dude 4515 - April 9, 2010, 1:14 pm
oh dear. Airman called out the motiNAZIs, and now they're calling HIM out.
GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 12:31 pm
Airman FTFW!!! 5L...now, have a seat over there
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 12:10 pm
Love it! 5L!


SEGWAY INTO UHOH -


TAGS: poster evolution newton motion law
Rating: 4.57/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2012, 3:11 pm
they see me rollin' they jealous


PLANKING - Being taken to a "hole" new low ...




NEW YEARS -




THE JOKER 2013 - he just got creepier


TAGS: joker new52 batman dc sup***illain
Rating: 4.25/5

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Brawler - June 30, 2013, 4:59 am
Holy ****ass... :D That's creepy.. Well done.
Reality Lord - February 10, 2013, 3:46 pm

creepy. think about dropping this over to http://www.theshivers.net/ as well. ty


FREEDOM ROAD -


TAGS: oil renewable energy fossil fuels solar energy
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - May 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
- that and being really hungry all the time.


CHEECH & CHONG - Somehow their reenactment of the New Testament just seemed a little off...


TAGS: cheech chong new testament off
Rating: 3.57/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:11 pm
undercover police oper5tion for sure :)


THE ANTICHRIST -


TAGS: antichrist mad alfred e newman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:38 am
The Anti-Christ has already came and gone, and he had Alzheimer's. Ronald = 6 letters, Wilson = 6 letters, Reagan = 6 letters.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
What, me Satan?


FOLKS IN NEW ENGLAND - are getting a wee bit tired of winter.


TAGS: new england snow winter noose tired
Rating: 3.47/5

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Nicole Umbrianna - January 27, 2011, 9:57 pm
this is too funny!!


CONFORMITY -


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his b***?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...


ADDITION - 70 + 63 + 60 = 193% I guess the poll is out of 200%, rather than the usual 100%, eh Fox News?


TAGS: fox news faux noise bad math
Rating: 3.31/5

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Anonymous2 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 pm
Gee, because some people wouldn't mind a Palin/Romney or Romney/Palin ticket. Geez, it's not like there's only position there...


YOU COULD WIN A NEW CAR! - On the Pakistani Price Is Right!




SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -


TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.


ZOMBIES - Now into advertising


TAGS: zombies newspaper
Rating: 2.53/5

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lulz. - September 1, 2008, 6:35 pm
kids okay too.


Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this disp**** get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never a**ume that you have to be in the **** to know ****. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing **** shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an a**ault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. f*** anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the **** hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really ****ting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the **** to call someone on their Bull****.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know **** about **** either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n ****? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The ****, you don't know **** about **** ... so shut yer cake-hole, ****face." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our a**es for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psych**ic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your a**ertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the **** happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed sh**s at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you b****ed there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a ***k but he kept the peace. And f*** Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bush***o done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to ra** and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I a**ume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


NEW YEAR'S EVE - One last glass, one last toast, one last embarrassing drunken boast!




MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH -


TAGS: new years
Rating: 4.93/5

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MOTIFAKE 101 -


TAGS: new guy calendar patience
Rating: 4.59/5

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holymoly - February 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
sweet.. my first avitar shout. thanks greeny... I was wondering if I would show up to class today
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:51 pm
gee that's a good one daddy. If we behave can we have w55d and h55kers too ? :)
Sho - February 5, 2012, 5:27 pm
XD


MY NEW CUBICLE - My boss said I was full of shit and this would improve my efficiency at work .


TAGS: new cubicle work efficiency ****
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - May 24, 2012, 10:10 am
Yeah, Milton, my antihero…..or George Costanza my other antihero
dy2012 - May 24, 2012, 6:44 am
better than Milton Waddams office space :)


In The Beginning -


TAGS: forum calendar new beginnings
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:31 am
I had no wipe
Greeny - October 2, 2014, 5:34 am
In memory of my first daddy gagger, we were at the county fair grandstands and I had only ONE wipe.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:47 pm
5LMAO. Brings back alot of memories. Hahaha


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